IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
