He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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