Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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