Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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