About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the room spins SO much faster in panama
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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