That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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