he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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