when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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