ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
