I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So much Jack, so little girl.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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