whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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