So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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