I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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