as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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