So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
she smelled like a LAN party
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
How external is "for external use only"?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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