hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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