I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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