we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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