problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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