physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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