so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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