Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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