normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Randomize
