If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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