id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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