i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
