is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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