Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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