you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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