okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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