butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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