She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
foreskin is a definite game changer
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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