office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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