I just made out with a guy for $7.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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