You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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