i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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