The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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