no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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