she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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