I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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