i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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