Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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