i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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