Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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