I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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