We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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