You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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