i jhust puked up my retainher.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
