How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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