I heard we made out
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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